What would they do if someone confessed to loving them
Please note that 'P' refers to 'Person'.
P: The truth is
I love you!
F: So? (Doesnt really care.)
P: I really, really love you! From the bottom of my heart! I swear!
F: Fine. Then go register yourself in my fan club. *Leaves.*
P: Ive got a personal invitation to join the Furui Fan Club! Yes! (Fan girl screams.)
(The Furui Fan Club currently has six hundred and eighty four members! Come join today! New members get to have a free cup of handmade Furui Juice! Only while stocks lasts!)
P: I love you!
R: I know! *Poses.* Hot, arent I! Hahahahaha
*Continues making various hot poses.*
P: *Taking photographs frantically.*
P: Actually, I love you! Very much!
S: *Smiles sweetly.* I dont believe you. Youll need to prove it.
P: How? I will do anything!
S: Alright then! In that case, I really need someone to help me try out my new dress. *Takes out an extremely frilly and girly pink dress, bonnet, lacy socks and shoes.* Will you please wear this and walk around town to see that its alright to be worn? Oh! Its quite sunny, so you may want to use this. *Hands him a pink, frilly, cloth umbrella.*
Pitiful, isnt it?)
P: I wanted to tell you
mean a lot to me
S: I think youre important to me too!
S: Of course! Without you, who would I test my experiments on? *Shows a test tube with multi-coloured gas spewing out.* Want to try?
(...Even more pitiful
T: What? *Stares.*
P: AAHHH!!! IM SORRY! I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU ANGRY!!! *Runs away.*
(With Tagawashis face, who wouldnt be scared?)
P: I want to say I love you!
S: Really? *Stares blankly.* I dont want you. I want my sister. *Turns away.*
P: Um, can I ask you something?
P: Do you like me?
R: No. *Leaves*
(Short and simple. Nice!)
P: I love you!
K: (Doesnt care.)
P: Please be my boyfriend!
K: (Doesnt care.)
P: Ill make you cookies everyday!
K: I love you too.
(The power of the cookie!)
P: I love you
K: I dont.
P: I know that we dont know each other well
I want you to know that
Ive fallen madly in love with you! Youre my everything! Without you, Id die!
R: Em, I am also a guy, you know
(Refer to above comment.)
P: I love you! Please be mine!
T: Sorry, but I already have a master
I want a fox-cat too
P: I love you! I want you!
T: I want Taga! I want Taga! I want
(She IS nine years old after all
P: Ive been
liking you a lot
Will you be my girlfriend?
A: *Blushes.* I-Im sorry
I already like someone else
P: I know that this may seem awkward, but
How do I say this
I-I like you a lot
Can you be my girlfri-
T: *Cuts in.* Do you like pink bunnies?
P: What? Um, sort of
T: Do you like teddy bears?
P: Um, yes.
T: *Glares.* That means you are the pink bunnies enemy. I hate you.
P: In truth
I really like you
Can I be your boyfriend?
R: Thank you, but sorry. Im already in love with someone else.
(*Not sure whether it is touching or just plain disgusting.*)
(Who in their right minds would fall in love with this guy? Anyway
P: My deepest apologies if what I say sounds rude, but I have to tell this to you. Im very in love with you.
F: *Glares and starts choking the person with his hand.* Who do you think you are, worthy enough to fall in love with me, a King?
(Warned you, didnt I?)
need to talk to you
R: Yes? *Smiles innocently.*
P: When Im around you
I have these
R: Really? What type of feelings?
P: *Blushes.* Well, you know, protectiveness
R: Like to a pet?
P: Yes- I mean no, I mean
R: So you think of me as your pet.
P: No! Youre much more valuable! Youre
R: A valuable, exotic pet? What am I to you, some rare breeded dog?
P: No! Please dont misunderstand!
R: Then what? Oh, I get it. Youre an S right? Sorry, but Im not a masochi-
P: NOOO! IM SORRY! JUST FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID! *Runs away crying.)
P: To tell you the truth, Im in love with you. (Dead serious.)
S: Oh really? *Smiles.*
P: Yes. (Still dead serious.)
S: Then, can you do this little thing for me? *Still smiling.*
P: Of course! Anything! (Absolutely dead serious.)
S: Good! Because I really need to take a picture of a pose! Can you sit right at the edge of that cliff over there? Yes! Now, with your right knee touching the ground, straighten your left leg and raise it until it touches your nose
Dont use your arms to support! Straighten your back! Put your hands behind you! Good! Now, maintain that pose while I go get my camera. Dont worry, itll only take about half an hour! *Leaves.*
(Race isnt evil. Shin is
P: I want, no, I need to confess something.
K: Hmm? Wait, did you eat my chocolates? How could you eat my chocolates! I want my chocolates back!
K: You didnt take my chocolates? *Checks her pockets.* Oh, theyre here! My darling chocolates!
P: Please! I need to tell you something! I love
K: *Cuts in.* Chocolate? Me too! Arent they the best invention ever? But Ky-Ky keeps saying that I shouldnt eat too much, but I cant help liking chocolate! *Continues her ramblings on chocolate.*
(Proof that chocolate doesnt always lead to romance.)
P: Ive actually been liking you for some time now
S: Huh? Wha- Wait, are you
P: *Nods head.* I think Im in love with you
S: No, wait, seriously? I mean, how sure are you that youre really in love? Were still young and
I cant do this
How do I say this
P: Do you
P: Okay, I guess. Thank you for your honesty. *Bows and leaves.*
(Sometimes, it would be easier if one does not think too much
P: I want to tell you somethi-
K: *Walks past without noticing the person.*
(Rejected before the confession
P: Im wondering if I could take some of your time?
Y: You already are.
P: Yes, actually, I wanted to let you know that Im rather
interested in you.
Y: Im not.
Oh, I see
(Direct, harsh and merciless
P: I dont think youd know me but
N: I do.
P: Y-You do? (Feeling happy.)
N: Yes, and Im afraid that Im not in love with you and never will be.
P: How did you know
N: Dont worry. In two months time you will fall in love again. Until then. *Leaves.*
(All hail the clairvoyant.)
P: Klyme! I love you! Please be with me!
P: Ive been your secret admirer for years and am your biggest fan!
K: Uh, really?
K: But Ive been isolated from the outside world since birth. Some of my relatives dont even know I exist.
P: But I do!
K: Exactly. How?
(ITS A STALKER! RUN FOR YOUR PRIVACY!)
This is very difficult to say, but
P: I mean, really like you!
P: Em, its alright if you reject me
Were you talking to me?
P: Actually, Ive been liking you a lot
I know Im different from other people, but Im sure that we can get along well and
K: *Stares and pokes.*
P: AHHH! MY EYE! YOU POKED MY EYEBALL!
Not round enough. *Leaves.*
P: Do you know what I like about you?
A: Uh, no?
P: Your eyes are the sparkling, glimmering source of my strength, your hair, the-
A: Pervert. *Leaves.*
(And a pervert indeed.)
P: I need to tell you something
N: Go on.
P: But you may not believe me
N: Never mind. Go ahead and say it.
I dont know
Its quite hard to say
N: *bleep* you! Youre wasting my *bleeeeeep*ing time! Go to *bleep* you *bleep*ing *bleep*! *bleep*! *bleeeeeeeeeeeep*
(As the following scenes were not able to pass the censorship board, it has therefore been banned from public views. Any inconvenience caused is sincerely regrettable.)