What would they do if someone confessed to loving them…

Please note that 'P' refers to 'Person'.

Waxwing
Furui
P: The truth is… I love you!
F: So? (Doesn’t really care.)
P: I really, really love you! From the bottom of my heart! I swear!
F: Fine. Then go register yourself in my fan club. *Leaves.*
P: I’ve got a personal invitation to join the Furui Fan Club! Yes! (Fan girl screams.)
(The Furui Fan Club currently has six hundred and eighty four members! Come join today! New members get to have a free cup of handmade Furui Juice! Only while stocks lasts!)

Recor
P: I love you!
R: I know! *Poses.* Hot, aren’t I! Hahahahaha… *Continues making various ‘hot’ poses.*
P: *Taking photographs frantically.*
(*Vomits*)

Shira
P: Actually, I love you! Very much!
S: *Smiles sweetly.* I don’t believe you. You’ll need to prove it.
P: How? I will do anything!
S: Alright then! In that case, I really need someone to help me try out my new dress. *Takes out an extremely frilly and girly pink dress, bonnet, lacy socks and shoes.* Will you please wear this and walk around town to see that it’s alright to be worn? Oh! It’s quite sunny, so you may want to use this. *Hands him a pink, frilly, cloth umbrella.*
P: …
(…Pitiful, isn’t it?)

Soga
P: I wanted to tell you… that you… mean a lot to me…
S: I think you’re important to me too!
P: Really?
S: Of course! Without you, who would I test my experiments on? *Shows a test tube with multi-coloured gas spewing out.* Want to try?
(...Even more pitiful…)

Tagawashi
P: I… love… you…
T: What? *Stares.*
P: AAHHH!!! I’M SORRY! I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU ANGRY!!! *Runs away.*
T: …What?
(With Tagawashi’s face, who wouldn’t be scared?)

Sheol
P: I want to say I love you!
S: Really? *Stares blankly.* I don’t want you. I want my sister. *Turns away.*
(…)

Rekko
P: Um, can I ask you something?
R: What?
P: Do you like me?
R: No. *Leaves*
(Short and simple. Nice!)

Kira
P: I love you!
K: (Doesn’t care.)
P: Please be my boyfriend!
K: (Doesn’t care.)
P: I’ll make you cookies everyday!
K: I love you too.
(The power of the cookie!)

Kay
P: I love you… a lot!
K: I don’t.
(No comment.)

Renha
P: I know that we don’t know each other well… But… I want you to know that… I’ve fallen madly in love with you! You’re my everything! Without you, I’d die!
R: Em, I am also a guy, you know…
(Refer to above comment.)

Tsuyo
P: I love you! Please be mine!
T: Sorry, but I already have a master…
(Loyal pet… I want a fox-cat too…)

Yoshi
P: I love you! I want you!
T: I want Taga! I want Taga! I want… *Continues wailing.*
(She IS nine years old after all…)

Aoi
P: I’ve been… liking you a lot… Will you be my girlfriend?
A: *Blushes.* I-I’m sorry… But… I already like someone else…
(…The normalness… *Dies.*)

Ten
P: I know that this may seem awkward, but… How do I say this… I-I like you a lot… Can you be my girlfri-
T: *Cuts in.* Do you like pink bunnies?
P: What? Um, sort of…
T: Do you like teddy bears?
P: Um, yes.
T: *Glares.* That means you are the pink bunnies’ enemy. I hate you.
(…)

Ranai
P: In truth… I really like you… Can I be your boyfriend?
R: Thank you, but sorry. I’m already in love with someone else.
(*Not sure whether it is touching or just plain disgusting.*)

Flez
(Who in their right minds would fall in love with this guy? Anyway…)
P: My deepest apologies if what I say sounds rude, but I have to tell this to you. I’m very in love with you.
F: *Glares and starts choking the person with his hand.* Who do you think you are, worthy enough to fall in love with me, a King?
(Warned you, didn’t I?)

Race
P: I… need to talk to you…
R: Yes? *Smiles ‘innocently’.*
P: When I’m around you… I have these… certain… You know… feelings…
R: Really? What type of feelings?
P: *Blushes.* Well, you know, protectiveness… Caring… Love…
R: Like to a pet?
P: Yes- I mean no, I mean…
R: So you think of me as your pet.
P: No! You’re much more valuable! You’re…
R: A valuable, exotic pet? What am I to you, some rare breeded dog?
P: No! Please don’t misunderstand!
R: Then what? Oh, I get it. You’re an ‘S’ right? Sorry, but I’m not a masochi-
P: NOOO! I’M SORRY! JUST FORGET EVERYTHING I SAID! *Runs away crying.)
R: *Smirks.*
(He’s evil…)

Shin
P: To tell you the truth, I’m in love with you. (Dead serious.)
S: Oh really? *Smiles.*
P: Yes. (Still dead serious.)
S: Then, can you do this little thing for me? *Still smiling.*
P: Of course! Anything! (Absolutely dead serious.)
S: Good! Because I really need to take a picture of a pose! Can you sit right at the edge of that cliff over there? Yes! Now, with your right knee touching the ground, straighten your left leg and raise it until it touches your nose… Don’t use your arms to support! Straighten your back! Put your hands behind you! Good! Now, maintain that pose while I go get my camera. Don’t worry, it’ll only take about half an hour! *Leaves.*
P: …
(Race isn’t evil. Shin is…)

Evermore
Kama
P: I want, no, I need to confess something.
K: Hmm? Wait, did you eat my chocolates? How could you eat my chocolates! I want my chocolates back!
P: …What chocolates?
K: You didn’t take my chocolates? *Checks her pockets.* Oh, they’re here! My darling chocolates!
P: Please! I need to tell you something! I love…
K: *Cuts in.* Chocolate? Me too! Aren’t they the best invention ever? But Ky-Ky keeps saying that I shouldn’t eat too much, but I can’t help liking chocolate! *Continues her ramblings on chocolate.*
(Proof that chocolate doesn’t always lead to romance.)

Shuu
P: I’ve actually been liking you for some time now…
S: Huh? Wha- Wait, are you…
P: *Nods head.* I think I’m in love with you…
S: No, wait, seriously? I mean, how sure are you that you’re really in love? We’re still young and… I can’t do this… How do I say this…
P: Do you… love me?
S: …Sorry, no.
P: Okay, I guess. Thank you for your honesty. *Bows and leaves.*
S: …Eh…
(Sometimes, it would be easier if one does not think too much…)

Kyra
P: I want to tell you somethi-
K: *Walks past without noticing the person.*
(Rejected before the confession… Pitiful indeed…)

Yuki
P: I’m wondering if I could take some of your time?
Y: You already are.
P: Yes, actually, I wanted to let you know that I’m rather… interested in you.
Y: I’m not.
P: I… Oh, I see… Sorry…
(Direct, harsh and merciless… Ouch…)

Neory
P: I don’t think you’d know me but…
N: I do.
P: Y-You do? (Feeling happy.)
N: Yes, and I’m afraid that I’m not in love with you and never will be.
P: How did you know…
N: Don’t worry. In two months time you will fall in love again. Until then. *Leaves.*
(All hail the clairvoyant.)

Klyme
P: Klyme! I love you! Please be with me!
K: Um…
P: I’ve been your secret admirer for years and am your biggest fan!
K: Uh, really?
P: Yes!
K: But I’ve been isolated from the outside world since birth. Some of my relatives don’t even know I exist.
P: But I do!
K: Exactly. How?
P: Eh...
(IT’S A STALKER! RUN FOR YOUR PRIVACY!)

Yuuya
P: Um… This is very difficult to say, but… Um…
Y: …
P: I… like… you…
Y: …
P: I mean, really like you!
Y: …
P: Em, it’s alright if you reject me… Really… I…
Y: …Were you talking to me?
P: …
(……)

Kaiyo
P: Actually, I’ve been liking you a lot… I know I’m different from other people, but I’m sure that we can get along well and…
K: *Stares and pokes.*
P: AHHH! MY EYE! YOU POKED MY EYEBALL!
K: …Not round enough. *Leaves.*
(Em, okay… *Closes eyes.*)

Akira
P: Do you know what I like about you?
A: Uh, no?
P: Your eyes are the sparkling, glimmering source of my strength, your hair, the-
A: Pervert. *Leaves.*
(And a pervert indeed.)

Neth
P: I need to tell you something…
N: Go on.
P: But you may not believe me…
N: Never mind. Go ahead and say it.
P: But… I don’t know… It’s quite hard to say…
N: *bleep* you! You’re wasting my *bleeeeeep*ing time! Go to *bleep* you *bleep*ing *bleep*! *bleep*! *bleeeeeeeeeeeep*
(As the following scenes were not able to pass the censorship board, it has therefore been banned from public views. Any inconvenience caused is sincerely regrettable.)